Congratulations.

You’ve somehow stumbled upon The Dong Files.

I’m Rhonda, founder of Dong Inc, and this is my chaotic excuse for a blog, where you can catch a glimpse into the life of an aging party girl diagnosed with bipolar disorder and borderline personality disorder. I’m hot as hell, but completely batshit insane.

Here, I’ll explore the workings of my warped imagination, impulsive decision making and the strange occurrences that make up my so-called life. Who I am – scratch that – Who I think I am changes every day. Try to keep up, and who knows, maybe you’ll enjoy yourself.

Note: All names have been changed in my nonfiction stories to avoid exposing anyone in an inappropriate light. Also, because I am batshit insane, how I interpret events could differ slightly from how others remember them.