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My First Time
There I sat on my Nightmare Before Christmas bedspread going through my Facebook friends list, unfriending random acquaintances I met while drunk, when I came across the profile of a…
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A Whore’s Depression
My heart aches for someone I don’t know,I am alone.I open my legs all too willingly, Desperate to feel anything.Always, in the middle of it all,I stop.My mind slows down,And I…
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Plenty of Fish: The Online Dating Experience
“Why don’t you miss me?! Just message me already! Fuck!” Rhonda hollered at her laptop open in front of her. She’d been sitting at her old wooden desk for an…
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Wooden Fate
“Alright, men, gather around,” Captain Longboard shouted as he climbed up on a table outside the captain’s quarters. He kicked a pile of maps to the side. “I have an…
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Never Touch a Woman’s Things
“Georgie, darling, which shirt should I wear tonight?” Joe stepped out of his walk-in closet with two dress shirts – one blue, the other maroon. Georgie, his girlfriend, sat on…
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Mental Spat on an Airplane
I spend most of my days alone. I don’t know if that is good or bad. I like being alone, but often feel like I am wasting away as the…