1. Always have GPS on hand. It is possible to get completely lost even when driving only a few blocks away from home. (Trust me, I know.)
2. 60s Spider-Man memes never get old. Seriously, Google them and laugh.
3. Have a brilliant idea? Write it down. I had plans to buy my boyfriend a killer Valentine’s Day gift, but I forgot what it was because I didn’t write it down!!!
4. Always pack a candy bar. Because mmm chocolate.
5. Life is only as stressful as you make it. Wake and bake every morning!
6. Don’t know what the fuck is happening? Don’t worry, chances are no one does.
7. Chase your dreams. If at first you don’t succeed, roll a blunt and smoke some weed (and then try again).
8. Think before you talk to strangers. Telling someone their abs make you hungry because they look like a pack of Hawaiian sweet rolls may not be as smooth of a pickup line as you think. (Or, at least it didn’t work for me.)
9. Choose your playlist wisely. Music can take you places…
10. When in doubt, smoke more weed. Because, in the words of Kid Cudi, “Marijuana always had my back.”
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