The Dong Files

It's all in your head, they say.

Author: Rhonda

  • Bullseye

    Bullseye

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    Ding. The elevator doors slide open, revealing a seedy narrow hallway. Johnny steps out, unsure if he is in the right place. Many of the buttons on the elevator didn’t…

  • Psych Ward Poesies: P2

    Psych Ward Poesies: P2

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    I miss your kissesYour soft lips on my neckYour teeth on my ear lobeI can still feel youWhen I close my eyesI still see youI’m scared, I’ll never get over…

  • Psych Ward Poesies: P1

    Psych Ward Poesies: P1

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    My heart aches every time I see your faceBut still I stareYou’re smilingFuck, that smileI can’t catch my airI want to be the one to brighten your dayI want to…

  • The Pleasure Toilet

    The Pleasure Toilet

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    “Pull off. I need to pee,” exclaimed Laura, pointing to the exit ramp ahead. She and her best friend, Christen, had been driving north through Kentucky for a couple hours…

  • I Wish I Were Gettin’ High with Early-1980s Christopher Walken

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    I know it sounds random, but I just watched The Dead Zone the other day, and oh my goodness, how dorky looking was Christopher in that movie?! His goofy smile…