Category: Tall Tales
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Wooden Fate
“Alright, men, gather around,” Captain Longboard shouted as he climbed up on a table outside the captain’s quarters. He kicked a pile of maps to the side. “I have an…
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Never Touch a Woman’s Things
“Georgie, darling, which shirt should I wear tonight?” Joe stepped out of his walk-in closet with two dress shirts – one blue, the other maroon. Georgie, his girlfriend, sat on…
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A Day in the Life of a Lou
Monday morning, the Lou walks into work, a small office with cubicles lining the walls. He squints under the incandescent lighting, and scratches his fully erect penis with the stapler…
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Bullseye
Ding. The elevator doors slide open, revealing a seedy narrow hallway. Johnny steps out, unsure if he is in the right place. Many of the buttons on the elevator didn’t…
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The Pleasure Toilet
“Pull off. I need to pee,” exclaimed Laura, pointing to the exit ramp ahead. She and her best friend, Christen, had been driving north through Kentucky for a couple hours…