The Dong Files

It's all in your head, they say.

Category: Life Stories

  • My First Time

    My First Time

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    Rhonda

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    There I sat on my Nightmare Before Christmas bedspread going through my Facebook friends list, unfriending random acquaintances I met while drunk, when I came across the profile of a…

  • Plenty of Fish: The Online Dating Experience

    Plenty of Fish: The Online Dating Experience

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    Rhonda

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    “Why don’t you miss me?! Just message me already! Fuck!” Rhonda hollered at her laptop open in front of her. She’d been sitting at her old wooden desk for an…

  • All Dem Boys

    All Dem Boys

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    Rhonda

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    There I sat on my Nightmare Before Christmas bedspread, pondering how to spend my Saturday evening in Athens, OH. It was Homecoming weekend at Ohio University, and I really wanted…

  • Deep-Throat Gone Wrong

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    Rhonda

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    I opened the door and staggered into his tidy apartment. I kicked off my flip-flops and threw my keys on the couch. “Take off your pants,” I slurred and flung…

  • 10-Word Story

    10-Word Story

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    Rhonda

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    My sister got kicked in the face by a llama.