The Dong Files

It's all in your head, they say.

  • My Anxiety, Intro

    My Anxiety, Intro

    I am always sick. Every four weeks like clockwork, I come down with a sinus infection, or at least something that resembles a sinus infection. Honestly, I don’t know anymore.…

  • The Man in the Spider-Man Mask

    As I was walking down the dimly-lit, desolated street, a flying banana smashed into my forehead. I stared at the oblong, yellow fruit now lying at my feet, and then…

  • My Dreams: Forever Intact, Though I Am Broken

    My Dreams: Forever Intact, Though I Am Broken

    The far-reaching, deep, alluring sea,Its dazzling, magnificent, blue waves,The calm, peaceful, pure breeze it lets off.The ocean appears perfect, genuine, wholesome,Free of conflict, and free of pain.Never assume truth in…

  • My Shoes: The Link between My Past, Present & Future

    Once brand new, ordinary, boring, not a sign of decay, no touch of distinction. Resting, mounted on the wall, waiting to begin their journey. Polished white now soiled and dark,…

  • Banana Peels, It is!

    In high school, my soulmate, Bernadette, and I tried anything and everything to catch a good buzz. We put every myth to the test. *** The year was 2004. Bernadette…

  • Broken by a Society of Shams

    Broken by a Society of Shams

    Day in and day out, you conform. You say and do things that people expect. You are predictable, out of fear you will be judged, cast aside. You think you…