The Dong Files

It's all in your head, they say.

Author: Rhonda

  • Face First into the Pavement

    Face First into the Pavement

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    Today I got stoned and started thinking about you. No surprise there. You got me wrapped around your finger. I’m high on your validation. I can’t breathe when you sweet-talk…

  • Deep-Throat Gone Wrong

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    I opened the door and staggered into his tidy apartment. I kicked off my flip-flops and threw my keys on the couch. “Take off your pants,” I slurred and flung…

  • Chaos Shock

    Chaos Shock

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    I am broken. And every so often – more often than I’d like to admit – I experience what I call “chaos shock”, where my entire existence malfunctions. Every inch…

  • Love & Fetish

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    From behind his polished wooden desk, Vincent stared at his coworkers bustling by. He waited eagerly for her, his one true love. Finally, the door flung open, and in walked…

  • Holiday Bullshit

    Holiday Bullshit

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    It’s the holiday season, and I’m back on that bullshit.The end of the year always gets me down.Joyful, Joyful. I don’t feel so joyful.I feel the weight of the world…