“Pull off. I need to pee,” exclaimed Laura, pointing to the exit ramp ahead. She and her best friend, Christen, had been driving north through Kentucky for a couple hours now.

“You really want to stop here? There’s nothing off this exit except some rundown gas station!” Christen replied, looking around.

“We are in the middle of nowhere, so what other option do I have? Let’s go!” Laura insisted, grabbing her crotch. “I really have to pee, dude.”

Christen sighed, “Okay, okay.” She turned right into the gas station and pulled up to the first pump. “I guess I’ll fill up while we’re here.”

As soon as the car was in park, Laura jumped out and ran inside.

“Quick, where’s the restroom?” she asked the attendant, again grabbing her crotch.

“It’s right back there, but – “ Before the attendant could finish, Laura had darted toward the back. She flung the bathroom door open, turned on the light and undid her belt buckle. She was about to pull her pants down, when she glanced up. What she saw stopped her dead in her tracks.

“What the fuck is this?” she blurted. Three feet in front of her was a large toilet with two arm-like pipes dangling out the sides of it. One pipe had a small plunger attached to it. She walked up to it and kicked it. “Ha! How fucking weird is this shit?!” she snickered.

Laura pulled down her pants below her knees and plopped onto the toilet, which had a bowl so big, she had to balance herself on the seat in such a way that her ass wouldn’t fall through.

“Ah, yes,” she grinned, finally relieving her bladder. She looked around for toilet paper but couldn’t find any. “Ugh, for real?”

Suddenly, out of nowhere, the toilet started to rumble. Laura grabbed the seat.

“Oh my god, oh my god. What the fuck is happening?!” she shrieked, and the toilet wrapped its pipes around her. “Holy shit! Are you alive? Someone help!”

“Hush. It’s okay, my child,” the toilet tried to soothe Laura, but his attempts were useless. Laura just kept screaming. “Honey, I have exactly what you need. Please, trust me,” he professed. Still, Laura cried for help.

“Alright, alright then. This ought to do the trick,” the toilet exclaimed, shooting water up against Laura’s clit. Immediately, she relaxed. She took her hands off the toilet and let her body go limp. “See? I told you I got what you need.”

“Ohh, yes, yes,” Laura beamed, as the toilet continued to spray her clit.

“Let’s heat things up a bit, shall we?” the toilet chuckled. He ran his plunger down Laura’s stomach and into the bowl beneath her, inserting the handle deep inside of her. Laura squealed as the toilet wiggled the plunger around.

“Ah, I knew you’d like that,” the toilet said. He rubbed the handle against Laura’s g-spot, still simultaneously spraying her clit with water.

Laura could not contain herself any longer. A wave of pleasure gushed through her body. Her vision went blurry. She was approaching ecstasy.

“Oh toilet, oh toilet,” she wailed over and over again.

And as she did, Christen walked inside.

Hearing Laura’s loud moans, she turned to the gas attendant and asked, “What in the world is going on in there?” But of course, before the attendant could answer, Christen walked back to the bathroom. “Laura? Laura? Can you hear me, Laura?!” she yelled.

“Yes, yes! I’m cumming!” Laura howled. Her body spasmed as she orgasmed, and her juices filled the bowl. Immediately after, the toilet loosened his grip, causing Laura to fall back against him, her ass hitting the water beneath her.

“Oh my, toilet. That was amazing. No one’s ever made me squirt before,” she uttered, trying to catch her breath. The toilet didn’t respond. “Toilet? Toilet?” She scrambled to her feet.

“Toilet?!” she cried. Still, the toilet didn’t respond. He didn’t move at all, his pipes were back at their original positions.

“Nooo,” she weeped, pulling up her pants. She yanked the bathroom door open and ran out right into Christen, who was still standing outside listening in. “He’s gone! He’s fucking gone!”

“Who is gone? What the fuck happened in there?!” Christen demanded answers.

“The toilet! He made sweet love to me, then abandoned me just like that!” Laura sobbed and hurried out the door to the car.

Christen was completely dumbfounded.

“What the fuck ever, dude,” she said. “I have to pee, I am going in.” She pushed the bathroom door open and walked inside. She looked at the toilet and laughed. “Seriously?” 

Shaking her head, she pulled down her pants below her knees and plopped down.