Beware the Creature

Matt walks into a small, rundown gas station off a winding road in Kentucky. He looks around, grimacing at the expired food sitting on the dusty shelves.

An elderly man calls out from behind the counter, “May I help you?” He can sense Matt is new to the area.

“Um…” Matt stutters and walks over to the old man. He looks at the name tag pinned to his faded blue shirt. “Gus, hi. I believe you can help me. I am looking for a map,” he hesitates, as Gus perks up, knowing what Matt is about to say next. “A map that will lead me to the creature.”

“No, no…” Gus shakes his head. “I can’t…”

Matt cuts him off. “Please, sir. I know all about the creature and her ability to grant wishes. I also know that meeting her has its risks. But I am desperate. I have no other options.”

“I understand,” replies Gus. “You aren’t the only one who’s come through here, wanting to meet the creature. And it is true. She can grant wishes, but rarely does that happen. You see, the creature is easily agitated and can be very unreasonable. She hates company, and even if she is actually willing to hear you out, she will not grant you a wish without a price.”

Matt smirks, “I’ve heard it all before, but honestly, I don’t believe the creature is as cruel as the rumors claim. It’s probably an old wise tale. Worst case scenario, I follow the map and find nothing. I mean, how do we even know the creature ever existed? Is there proof?”

Gus looks out the window at the forest behind the gas station and sighs. “No one has been reckless enough to meet the creature in over 40 years, but that doesn’t mean she isn’t there.” He looks back at Matt. “I know she exists.”

“Alight, Gus. If you are so sure she exists, I am going to need to find out for myself. I need to meet the creature,” Matt exclaims. “I need her to grant me a wish for the sake of my family. I am willing to risk it all for them. Now please, hand over the map.”

Gus stares at Matt, who is growing impatient. He realizes there is no way to get through to him, no way to stop him. He bends down and unlocks the safe sitting under the counter. He pulls out the crinkly map and stands up. Matt yanks it out of his hands, and before Gus can say another word to him, he is out of the gas station. Gus watches him as he disappears into the forest.

Though slightly faded, the map is easy to read, and after just an hour of walking, Matt reaches a cave-like entrance that greatly resembles the one drawn on the map before him. This is it.

“Creature, are you there?” Matt calls out. He can feel his adrenaline pumping, his heart pounding faster than ever before.

“UUuuGGHHhh.” Matt hears a loud groan from inside the cave, followed by the thud of footsteps. Within moments, the creature appears at the entrance. “What the fuck do you want?” The creature snarls and spits on the ground in front of Matt.

Matt gasps. The creature looks nothing like what he imagined. She is as wide as she is tall. Her skin is leathery and grey, covered in warts and purple veins. Her hair is long and matted, and you can barely see her dark eyes under her saggy eyelids.

“Well, who the fuck are you?!” The creature shouts. She is clearly not happy, and now Matt is scared.

He takes a deep breath and explains his situation to the creature, telling her his family is in desperate need and she is their last resort for help.

“Aww, my poor child,” the creature says, wrapping her arms around Matt. She strokes his hair. “I would love to help you and your family.”

Matt smiles and looks up at the creature beaming back at him.

“Under one condition…” The creature pulls Matt’s face closer to hers. “You have to make me cum.” She laughs, and Matt can feel her hot breath against his skin.

Matt freezes from shock. She wants him to make her cum? The thought of having sex with the creature is unbearable. He wants to say no and run away, but he knows he can’t. He has to be brave for his family.

“Okay, I’ll do it,” he tells the creature.

The creature licks her cracked lips and giggles. She lies down on a flat surface just outside the cave and lifts up her smock, revealing her droopy labia lips already wet from excitement.  

“I can do this, I can do this, I can do this. Just don’t look down,” Matt tells himself, as he pulls off his pants and slides his penis into the creature’s warm vagina. The creature moans as he thrusts in and out, in and out.

Everything seems to be going well for a minute or so, until the smell of the creature’s vaginal slime becomes too overwhelming for Matt. Unable to control himself, he vomits all over the creature, which of course, infuriates her. She throws Matt off of her and stands over him.

“You can’t satisfy me?! Then you will never satisfy another woman ever again!” The creature yells, and in one swift motion, she slices off Matt’s penis and balls with one of her long, sharp fingernails. She tosses his genitalia into a box with hundreds of others.

“You are useless, just like the others,” the creature sneers. “Now get out of here!”

Matt looks down where his penis and balls used to be. It is smooth, as if nothing was ever there. He cries and shakes his head in disbelief.

“Did you not hear me? Get out!” The creature screeches.

Wasting no more time, Matt yanks on his pants and runs out of the forest. He stops at the gas station where Gus is waiting for him.

“I told you not to meet with her,” Gus says. He pulls down his pants to show Matt that he too no longer has his penis and balls. “Welcome to your new life.” He takes off Matt’s pants, and rubs his newly smoothed area against his.